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For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
i love crows so much
crows are amazing
My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead
crows are the coolest shit
crow for prez
Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno
Also here’s a compilation of all things that will make horror fans squeal with delight
gonna eat all that evil bread
MOJAVE EDITION OF THE WASTELAND SURVIVAL GUIDE
Listen up you pansies-- radiation is everywhere. Ghouls, fiends... with all the shit out there, you aren't gonna want to be crawling around in some shitpile of a building ready to drop on your worthless little head. So take it from me, learn to work the land. Food is growing all around you, open those pretty little peepers of yours and learn what is and is not edible. It took generations of weeding out the idiots to figure out what you can and cannot eat, so read up! Then get your sorry ass out there and make the friends with the Mojave.
Make me proud!